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  • Microprojects equinox v6.8.0 mac osx

    04.23.2008 | 7:35 am | Jokes

    v6.8.0 macosx

    Equinox 6 is a powerful planetarium program that has many features for both the beginner and advanced astronomer. It has filters for organizing deep sky objects with many controls to adjust the sky display, colors and fonts. There is a window that simulates a telescope’s view. Equinox 6 can control most telescopes, focusers and webcams. You can build tours and photo horizons and modify the database. You can even slew your telescope or change the display with voice Read More »

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    Giving up drugs!

    12.22.2007 | 7:39 am | Jokes

    Giving up drugs!

    Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said,

    “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday.” Read More »

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    Getting a date.

    12.22.2007 | 7:37 am | Jokes

    Getting a date.

    There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.”

    So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said “No,” he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
    She said, “Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?”
    He said, “Why,… Yes I am!” Read More »

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    Actual Court Sayings!

    12.22.2007 | 7:34 am | Jokes

    Actual Court Sayings!

    30 things people actually said in court

    Question 1.
    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15th
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.

    Question 2.
    Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
    A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.

    Question 3.
    Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
    A: Yes.
    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget.
    Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?

    Question 4.
    Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A: 38 or 35, I can’t remember which.
    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: 45 years

    Question 5.
    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
    A: He said “Where am I, Cathy?”
    Q: And why did that upset you?
    A My name is Susan.
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    2 Bullets

    12.22.2007 | 7:29 am | Jokes

    2 Bullets

    Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
    A: Shoot the lawyer twice. Read More »

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